Go Sports!

by theawkwardyeti

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Take Down!

#7
...of 26 tees in
the Reckoning

2nd Place in Derby #341: Sports!, with 205 votes!

Wow! Ripping on sports got us so amped that we're going to sarcastically take down a few other things that bring people mild enjoyment! Check it: 

"Yay, British guy! Run down the corridor away from the alien while the girl screams!"

"Heck yeah, board games! I'm throwing a tantrum because my friend harvested more brick than me!"

"Awww sweet, Bitcoin! A new way to exchange money that's always discussed in how many dollars each one is worth!"

"Wahoo, pizza! Melted cow fat mixed with the carcasses of animals and/or the compost of destroyed vegetables!"

"Let's hear it for romantic relationships! Frantically stuffing the void we feel at the thought of dying alone with another human being!"

"Go, human endeavor! Fool us into thinking we are more than squishy bags of electrical impulses!"

"Hoorah, graphic t-shirts! Let everybody else who likes the same thing as me know that I, also, understand jokes about those things!"

"Nice job, mortality! Pretending like anything that happens in this short time actually matters!"

"Let's do it, anti-sports sentiment! Sitting in my room alone complaining about the uncomplicated feelings of camaraderie and joy everyone else is feeling right now!"

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12.00” x 10.90”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9.00” x 8.17”

Pantone Colors: - Black - White - 424C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.110s
First Sucker:
Jonpas
Last Wooter to Woot:
adhump1

Purchaser Experience

  • 17% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Go Sports! by theawkwardyeti
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