Gozer the Adorable

by TrulyEpic

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Scared?

Slow and steady conquers fears. 

I ain't afraid of no ghosts. No, seriously. I'm not. 

Getting over your fears of the dead lies not in arming yourself with supernatural weapons but in reconsidering your notion of what is cute.

Here's what you do. First, find a cartoonist, then commission him or her to draw a terrifying supernatural creature - zombie, vampire, ghost, whatever you want - except rendered in a kawaii style. Hang that picture somewhere prominent in your house. Over the course of the next 60 days, have the cartoonist make minor revisions to it, slowly changing the cute details to their more gruesome "reality."

The transition will be so slow that you won't even notice the change and by the end you will find the disgusting creature to appear quite friendly! Fears = conquered!

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL: 11.21” x 12.50”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8.97” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 289C, White, 7621C, Black 3C, 411C 

Shirt Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pullover Hoodie

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
2X - L: 11.21” x 12.50”
M - S:  8.97” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 289C, White, 7621C, Black 3C, 411C

Hoodie Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 36.778s
First Sucker:
millertime4811
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Gozer the Adorable by TrulyEpic
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