Grammar Police

by fishbiscuit5

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Millenial Problems

My generation is facing alot of, like, difficulities getting a job.

i'm 24 and my name's craig and i just graduated college and i'm having a hard time finding a job because all the old fogies who do the hiring are like 'u can't write!" their such jerks! i can to write!

what do you think i went to collage for? my parents didn't spend $16,0000 on my education for nothing - i deserve a job! for all intensive purposes i'm just as good than somebody who has been working for 10 years. it's like: cmon.

a lot of kids my age are deciding to live with their parents. i read about that on a photo-meme caption, which is where i get most of my news. and i was like that sucks and i thought like no way am i going to do that and then i was like wait that could be sweet but no that would suck because your parents would be all over you all the time and theyd be like craig don't stay out to late and id be like whatever im a adult leave me alone you old witch.

so instead ive decided to go to grad school. i found this sweet PhD program that lasts like seven years! theres no way the job market wont have improved by the time im done. CYA THEN, SUCKAS!

Wear this shirt: to turn yourself into a photo meme caption thing.

Don't wear this shirt: around your editer.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm a grammarian. Want to see pictures of my grammarson?"

We call this color: sliver -- oops, silver.




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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7543C - 177C - 032C - 2758C - 1265C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Grammar Police by fishbiscuit5
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