Green Means Go

by Robbie Lee

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Asphalt
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Ring Around The Rush Hour

Look, officer, I understand the problem here, but this is official SPACE cop business. You wouldn’t understand.

Seriously, you’re not really writing that ticket, are you? I’m telling you, I gotta get back out there and patrol the streets before there’s a crisis. Well, okay, maybe not a crisis, but a pretty huge crossover event could break out at any moment if I don’t get back on the road PRONTO.

Yes, I know I can fly, but don’t you get it? There are red power rings now. That’s right. And you know what they use for their power? Rage! Sure, it sounds like some cosmic entity has run out of ideas, but that’s not the point. The point, my law enforcing friend, is this: Where do you think the highest concentration of rage occurs, officer? Can you imagine the chaos if every one of these people stuck in traffic received a red ring? THAT’S WHY I’M HERE.

Sigh. Yes, sir, even space cops need to be wearing their seat belts. Sorry. I guess I was too busy SAVING THE WORLD to remember. Just let me know when the court date is so that I can tell my space attorney.

Wear this shirt: while traveling cross-country with your arrow-shooting best buddy.

Don’t wear this shirt: trying to make it through an intersection on a yellow light.

This shirt tells the world: “In Morning Drive, in Rush Hour’s Night, no cutting-off shall escape my sight…”

We call this color: Asphalt-ians Of The Universe

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 4685C - 7479C- 355C - 444C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 49.000s
First Sucker:
hotshot116
Last Wooter to Woot:
ThomasBode

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

13%
5%
3%
2%
1%
2%
4%
6%
8%
8%
8%
5%
6%
6%
4%
3%
4%
4%
3%
3%
1%
0%
0%
1%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

2%
0%
0%
93%
3%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (109 comments)
join the discussion (109 comments)
Green Means Go by Robbie Lee
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.