Guilty Peeps

by APSketches

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Quit marshin' my mallow

February 18, 1847

Supplies are low and morale is lower. Fluffy Bryant has a productive cough. Periodically she spews granulated sugar into a tissue. She laments that she may never see her 27 children again. I try to keep her spirits up, but I’m struggling to maintain the farce. We are lost on this broad stretch of granite. It is cold.

 

February 23, 1847

Supplies nearly depleted. Fluffy has gone quiet and is rapidly hardening. I feel my own texture changing here in this harsh environ. Flopsy Browne is looking at us strangely.

 

February 27, 1847

Supplies gone. The hunger is taking its toll. Flopsy has vanished and yet I feel a pair of tiny eyes piercing me as I write. If I don’t make it, please tell my 50 spouses that I

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 8.887s
First Sucker:
ADixon115
Last Wooter to Woot:
loreleif

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 78% second woot
  • 22% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 78% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 8% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Guilty Peeps by APSketches
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