Happy Birthday to Us

by Shirt.Woot

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Yes We’re Going To A Party Party

Happy birthday to us! Happy birthday to us! Happy birthday, dear ourselves! Happy birthday to us! We’re totally throwing this awesome party and you should make the scene in style with this awesome shirt, modeled after the iconic Shirt.Woot bag. (Hey, it’s our birthday. We’re allowed to call our stuff “iconic”.)

Each shirt will be individually (but randomly) numbered, from 1 to…er…the total number of shirts we’re selling today.

According to the baby experts, here’s what you can expect from us now that we’re one year old:

  • sleeping 12 hours a night
  • increasingly frequent temper tantrums
  • drinking from a cup with help
  • exploring our genitals
  • speaking a few words, but still doing lots of babbling

Yep, that sounds like us! Somebody cut the cake – we’ve got tantrums to throw and genitals to explore! Because it’s our birthday!

This shirt was designed by: the most talented one-year-olds since the early Olsen twins.

Wear this shirt: either to our party in St. Louis or to your own Shirt.Woot birthday observance in your home.

Don’t wear this shirt: and stuff yourself into an envelope. Somebody might think you’re a Shirt.Woot bag and try to “open” you, with terrible consequences.

This shirt tells the world: “I will pay you for the privilege of advertising your business on my torso.”

We call this color: I’m Dreaming Of A White Shirt.Wootday.

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
BlackC - 14C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
MonkeyDLuffy
Last Wooter to Woot:
Milford53

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 87% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Happy Birthday to Us by Shirt.Woot
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