Health Food

by ochopika

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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​1st Place in Derby #328: Food, with 220 votes

People say that maintaining a healthy diet is difficult, but they don't know the secret to nutritional success: Eating healthy foods that have been processed into delicious, unrecognizable forms. 

You say you have a hard time eating enough veggies every day? Quick question: Is corn a vegetable? Is any product made from corn therefore a vegetable? Using this infallible logic, you can see how drinking a can of soda covers all your daily vegetable needs! 

Likewise, we all know that milk is healthy and part of a healthy diet. Well, maybe you don't like drinking three glasses of milk a day, but do you know what comes from milk? Cheese! Can you eat three wedges of cheese per day? Thought so. 

Healthy food is all around you, so long as you know where to look. And you'd be surprised how -- hmmm … our chest feels weird. Oof, we gotta sit down for a second. Somebody call 9 …

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 13.31” x 5.78”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11.5” x 4.99”
K6-K4: 8.5” x 3.69”

Pantone Colors: Black, White, 158C, 167C, 370C, 7499C

Shirt Color: Red

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Apron

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5” x 3.69”

Pantone Color(s): Black, White, 158C, 167C, 370C, 7499C

Apron Color: Red

Features:

  • 1/2" wide extra-long tunnel-tie permits maximum adjustability of the neck loop
  • Center-divided patch pocket
  • Fiber Content: 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton
  • Place of Origin: Mexico
  • Apron Dimensions: 22" W x 30" L

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Health Food by ochopika
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.