Herd? What Herd?

by Andre Jordan

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Mary Had A Little Neurosis

For some reason, British cartoonist, illustrator, and writer Andre Jordan has soiled an otherwise impressive resume by associating himself with Shirt.Woot. One of his signature themes has been his struggle with depression, so maybe some kind of self-destructive impulse compelled him to get mixed up with us. But his loss is our gain – the first and last people to buy this shirt on its debut day will each receive a signed copy of Andre’s just-released book If You’re Happy And You Know It, published by Harper Perennial and suitable for a hearty laugh or a good cry. Andre may regret his choice of t-shirt vendors, but we sure won’t.

This shirt was designed by: the aforementioned Andre Jordan, whose heart-rending cartoon blog a beautiful revolution won him attention (and work) from the likes of the BBC. We hope he’s feeling better, but not so much better that he stops drawing cartoons. We’re selfish like that.

Wear this shirt: if you find a bunch of sheep following you. And they can read.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have, in fact, got a clue. That would be dishonest, and insulting to those of us who don’t.

This shirt tells the world: “Even a blind sheep finds a pasture once in a while.”

We call this color: Boo Hoo White Sheep.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- BlackC

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Herd? What Herd? by Andre Jordan
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