Hey!

by rasabi

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 11 - May 16
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery May 09
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Fanfic fodder!

Well, it was inevitable. We're creating a video game. We’ve narrowed the list of potential sidekicks to the following candidates. Please select your favorite or provide your own suggestion. Incidentally, we're not really creating a video game. We just needed a way to introduce this list and solicit engagement.

-A puppy possessing all the wisdom of the ages but zero control of its bladder. You’re in charge of cleaning up after your puppy.

-A sassy shrimp. By the way, your character suffers from a terrible shellfish allergy.

-A pigmy hippopotamus that dispenses crucial advice but only speaks German.

-A sentient carrot that offers loads of great advice but assails you with insults whenever you make a mistake.

-A peanut! By the way, your character suffers from a terrible nut allergy.

-A tortoise with no understanding of urgency.

-A giant nuclear egg.

-A shelf from Ikea that you must assemble every time you wish to consult.

-A friendly stick that has all the answers, provided your questions are of a stick-related matter. By the way, your character suffers from a terrible stick allergy. Also, the game takes place in outer space.

-A drunk ear of corn.

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Features

Hey-Hey-Hey! Shirt colors may vary slightly depending on the size you buy.
Don't worry. You’ll still look awesome.

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 13.3
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 10.5”
K6-K4: 8” x 7.6” 

Pantone Colors: -White - 3242c - 157c - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 30.003s
First Sucker:
savoviskas
Last Wooter to Woot:
apdmello

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Hey! by rasabi
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