Hey There, Tiger

by LPyne

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A Classic Shirt.Woot Moment

1st Place in Derby #362: Neg ative space, with 293 votes!

SHIPPING NOTE: We're out 4th of Julying today, so any shirt orders placed today won't ship out until Monday, July 7th. 

We’re too caught up in the frenzied celebration of our 10th birthday to write about today's product. Check out this refurbi- uh, classic write-up.

B4 3D (March 2013):Long ago, Zeus ordered his smith Hephaestus to build him a new graphics chip, and Hephaestus made a chip out of clay and named her 'Super FX'. Zeus gave her a 16-bit game console and sent her to Earth, but warned her never to use the console.

Super FX was very curious, and though she tried to refrain, one day she couldn't hold back and she played a game on the console. Suddenly, many three-dimensional graphics started flying out. She tried to push them back in the console but she could not.

The new graphics were called Lighting, Shadows, Anti-Aliasing, and Pixel Shading. They flew across the world, displacing all the fun two-dimensional games until only serious, graphics-intensive 3D games were left.

Super FX wept and wept, for she knew that what she had done could not be undone. Gone were the days of cartoonish graphics and simple gameplay, leaving only serious, graphically-intense games.

THE MORAL: Listen to Zeus.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14” x 8.4” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 6.6” 
K6-K4: 8.5” x 5.1” 

Pantone Colors: - 7401c - 1375c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 46.220s
First Sucker:
jabrand
Last Wooter to Woot:
danddba

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Hey There, Tiger by LPyne
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