High Cholesterol

by walmazan

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Take me to your eater.

THE DAY THE HEART STOOD STILL.

We interrupt this program to give you a bulletin just received from one of our naval units at sea: a fried object traveling at supersonic speed over the North Atlantic, towards the East Coast of the United States.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Hugh Jeggs. We bring you this special radio television broadcast in order to give you the very latest information on an amazing phenomenon: the arrival of a space brunch in Washington. The army has taken every precaution to meet every emergency which may develop. Just a minute, ladies and gentlemen. I think something is happening!

“I came here to give you these mimosas. But if you threaten to extend your violence, these hash browns of yours will be reduced to a burned out cinder.”

“He’s a robot. Without you, what COULD he do?”

“There’s no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the pastries.”

Wear this shirt: To brunch, obviously.

Don’t wear this shirt: To your appointment with your cardiologist. Unless you’re into disapproving stares.

This shirt tells the world: “Klaatu barada bacon.”

We call this color: You need to cut down your sodium intake, no more table asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 123C - 7416C - 401C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.000s
First Sucker:
tastypotato
Last Wooter to Woot:
grlwr32

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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High Cholesterol by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.