Hobby Horse

by Tobe Fonseca

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Black
New
Limit 15 per customer
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Oh, yeah, sure. I believe you.

The ol’ “slipped in the shower.” Happens all the time.

Listen Mr., Ed, is it? Let me level with you here. I’m a doctor. A trained medial professional. I’ve seen just about everything, okay? And my job is to help patients, period. I don’t judge your lifestyle, and everything we talk about in this office goes no further.

So I’ll ask you again: how did the hobby horse find its way in there?

Listen, Ed, can I call you Ed? Here’s the thing: I know this didn’t happen in the shower. And I can’t help you until I know exactly what we’re dealing with here. So I need you to help me help you, so to speak.

Okay, sure. You slipped and fell. Fine, we’ll do this the hard way. I’ll make a call up to surgery.

Wear this shirt: The next time you need an x-ray. Of course that means you’re probably going to have to break something in it.

Don’t wear this shirt: While horseback riding. It’s going to get all dusty!

This shirt tells the world: “I’m just a bachelor lookin’ for a partner.”

We call this color: blackground radiation

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7469C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 47.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
biscuit37

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Hobby Horse by Tobe Fonseca
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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