Hospitality!

by David Soames and Gavin James

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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It’s Basically Like A Fireball But You Gotta Hold A Different Button

No, it’s cool, Johnny’s the waiter here. Yeah, he’s in-between roles.

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I’ll POUR YOU THAT

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Excellent!

Wear This Shirt: and stand very still. Maybe a few people will call next game and set quarters on your collar and eventually you’ll turn a profit.

Don’t wear this shirt: around your friend, and you know exactly which friend we mean. The one that’s going to point out that Sub-Zero shouldn’t be drinking a red because a red is supposed to be served at room temp- hang on. Nobody else thought about that? So it’s us? We’re “that guy”? Oh, how embarrassing.

This shirt tells the world: “You know if you enter the right code you get to have dinner with Andre. You can see him hiding in the forest on the tree level if you keep an eye out. It’s so awesome how much work they did on this.”

We call this color: Kick Your Asphalt As Soon As I Hit The Change Machine

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 393C - 719C- 291C - 1785C - 4645C- Cool Gray9C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
Flarghon
Last Wooter to Woot:
clank1988

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Hospitality! by David Soames and Gavin James
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