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We've always been a little creeped-out by those old-timey ads where some smiling livestock animal invites us to dig into its own tasty flesh. Sure, your typical cartoon pig looks cute in a butcher hat and smock, but doesn't it strike anybody as ghoulish and disturbing? Take an old steakhouse menu, replace that "happy cow" with Jeffrey Dahmer, and you start to get the idea. Well, you'll get no such sugar-coating from us. This chicken is decidedly unhappy about its delicious fate. As far as it's concerned, TGI Friday's is an extermination camp and Colonel Sanders is history's greatest monster. Yum!
This shirt was designed by: a nameless design drone bred in the top-secret genetic labs located a quarter-mile beneath Woot headquarters.
Wear this shirt to: prison. Make sure you tell everybody you're a flaming chicken-hawk. You'll get a really warm welcome.
Don't wear this shirt to: Buffalo. Their wings are their livelihood.
This shirt tells the world: "Another platter of agony, please, with a side of ranch."
We call this color: blACK!
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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