How Many Planets?

by walmazan

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Screw it

2nd Place in Derby #309: Balance, with 243 votes!

Oh, are you guys struggling? That's too bad. I'd help, but you know, the guy asked how many planets it would take to screw in a light bulb, and as established by science, I AM NOT A PLANET!

No, I'm not bitter. I don't even wanna take part in your stupid little light game. The life of a dwarf planet isn't as easy or as boring as you might think. I got PLENTY to do! PLENTY! Like, I gotta revolve… and I gotta grab some really old, weak light waves that are coming in, and…

Okay, FINE! I'm LONELY! I'm super-duper LONELY! And I would LOVE to help you screw in that light bulb if you'd just let me hang out with… Oh, you got it on your own? Cool. That's for the better, really! Now, I'm going to go lock myself in the bathroom. If it sounds like I'm crying, I'm not.

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Features

Design Placement: Right

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 6.65” x 18.50“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  5.21” x 14.50“
K6 - K4:  3.59” x 10.00”

Pantone Color(s): 663C - 123C - 1585C - 2975C - 284C - 415C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 11.993s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
Marineida7

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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