How Natural Selection Works

by Spiritgreen

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Viva La Cucaracha

3rd place in Derby #144: How Do They Work?, with 927 votes!

I’ve seen ‘em all come and go. The dinosaurs, the mammoths, the hair-metal bands. They thought they were pretty hot stuff, strutting around like the Earth would be their personal property forever. You know what else they had in common? They all hated me. Despised me. Totally. They’d kill me as soon as they saw me. Why? Well, they’d say it’s because I’m disgusting and I carry disease. Which is true. But I think the real reason they hate me is that they know I’ll outlive them. I remind them they won’t live forever.

Wear this shirt: during your all-too-brief tenure at the top of the evolutionary ladder.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a cockroach. It won’t fit.

This shirt tells the world: “Forget nukes. We need missiles full of boric acid.”

We call this color: There Will Come Soft Black.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 583C - 299C- 173C - 1265C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 51.000s
First Sucker:
vtrookie
Last Wooter to Woot:
DrakeyDon

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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How Natural Selection Works by Spiritgreen
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