Hungry Hoarder

by kinzoku

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Tee
Brown
Limit 15 per customer
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ShirtWoot's relentless dragon-shaming continues

STRAIGHT TALK FROM A DRAGON: A LIST OF NEARLY 11 THINGS WE HATE

- Wizards won’t declare us as dependents even though they pay jack-poo

- When the local news helicopter is broken they ask to ride us instead

- A volatile gold market

- When "that guy" always does a terrible Sean Connery impression. “I am the lasht one” - haha very original.

- Constant calls from alligators asking for money

- Raisins

- Getting in trouble just because we set fire to some inconsequential character’s crops and family

- Santa keeps rejecting our applications

- When you arrive at a party and the host says “HERE BE YOU!”

- Today’s TV programming isn’t very dragon-positive

- Revolving doors

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 39.110s
First Sucker:
Starfroggy
Last Wooter to Woot:
AlandraD

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 85% second woot
  • 15% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 85% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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8%
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3%
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1%
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7%
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8%
5%
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

82%
3%
5%
1%
4%
1%
3%
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Woots by State

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Hungry Hoarder by kinzoku
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.