Hungry Unlike The Wolf

by Joshua Stomberg

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Look What The Cat Dragged In

Two bluebirds still
In the dead of the night
You wanted extra toppings but
They didn’t make that pie tonight
Was it just a mistake or somethin’ I said
Or a coupon I didn’t get right
Though I asked them for the special
There were feathers everywhere in sight
But still

Every rose has its slice
And those little birds cut it nice
And every cowboy looks forward to pizza night
Cause every rose has its slice

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Delivery don’t take too long
And it ain’t coming cold
The bluebirds say that ain’t for here
Man, it’s gotta go
But I wonder
If I should
Get cheese bread on the side
I’m trying to cut back so hard but
The bluebirds make it up so nice
You know

Every rose has its slice
And those little birds cut it nice
And still every cowboy looks forward to pizza night
Cause every rose has its slice

Though they get the order wrong
I eat there again and again
Hey, I guess I ain’t in Cinderella
Those little guys
Only got bird brains

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wow oo wow oo wow oooo vow oo ooo
vew oooooooo viddley viddley viddley viddley vooo
vowwww vew voooooo vow dee vow dee vow
vooo vow vew voooo
viddley viddley viddely videely viddley voooooooooooooooooooooooo

I couldn’t eat another bite but the box is not empty
I’ll wrap it up in petals and come back to it another day
Now I hear those birds have problems too
The health department says they’re through
To hear that makes me start to cry
Don’t wanna my feathered pies to die
Because

Every rose has its slice
And those little birds cut it nice
And every cowboy looks forward to pizza night
Cause every rose has its slice

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This shirt was designed by: Joshua Stomberg, a Washingtonian designer/illustrator. Which we assume means he can make things out of Washingtons, which can be great when you’re trying to get the waitress to give you her number. So try to get him as your wingman, fellas.

Wear this shirt: before you add the hairspray to your bangs. But be careful, because if you actually get anything on the shirt, you’ll have to change, and then that will flatten your hair. Also think about how you’ll be tearing your jeans because that’s how people will know if you’re gay, straight, bi or celibate. Now, we should talk wallet chains…

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Axl Rose. Nobody’s ever gonna believe the “thirty minute guarantee” from you, pal. And if we don’t get our free Dr. Pepper before Christmas, it’s your funeral.

This shirt tells the world: “Who would put fishhooks on a pizza? What kind of place are those bluebirds running?”

We call this color: Get The Ostrich To Scrape Out The Oven It Is Turning Black

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Features

Pantone Colors:
647C - 393C - 362C - 7416C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Hungry Unlike The Wolf by Joshua Stomberg
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