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This shirt was designed by: Will Bryant, an illustrator, DJ, and Mississippi State student who, at the tender age of 22, is blissfully unaware of true heartbreak, of terrifying despair and crushing defeat, of the profane void at the heart of every trivial, agonizing moment. Also, he has an Etsy store.
Wear this shirt: if you’re the Internet, or you want people to think you are.
Don’t wear this shirt: as a Halloween costume. It’s a great idea, but we’ll be selling a lot of shirts between now and October 31, and we want you to keep buying.
This shirt tells the world: “Access to me costs at least $19.95 a month, and may be unavailable when you need it most.”
We call this color: Information Asphalt.
Pantone Colors:
- 226C - 285C - 2602C - 368C - 744C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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