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I Am The Internet

by Will Bryant

$15.00
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And I Carry A Lot Of Dirty Pictures

Also, I am Joe’s tumor, the walrus, the fly, a bunny, legend, a fugitive from a chain gang, the blood and the life, the one who will dance on the floor in the round, and the very model of a modern major-general.

This shirt was designed by: Will Bryant, an illustrator, DJ, and Mississippi State student who, at the tender age of 22, is blissfully unaware of true heartbreak, of terrifying despair and crushing defeat, of the profane void at the heart of every trivial, agonizing moment. Also, he has an Etsy store.

Wear this shirt: if you’re the Internet, or you want people to think you are.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a Halloween costume. It’s a great idea, but we’ll be selling a lot of shirts between now and October 31, and we want you to keep buying.

This shirt tells the world: “Access to me costs at least $19.95 a month, and may be unavailable when you need it most.”

We call this color: Information Asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 226C - 285C - 2602C - 368C - 744C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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I Am The Internet by Will Bryant
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