I Claim this Sun for GYAAHHHH!!!!!

by tgentry

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One Giant Owie For Mankind

2nd place in <a href="http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Derby.aspx?id=105&sort=votes">Derby #99: The Sun</a>, with 856 votes!

Some say this expedition was a mistake. Some point to the charred and vaporized molecules of our brave solarnauts as evidence that the very idea of conquering the sun was sheer folly, unrealistic at best and insane at worst. To these naysayers, I say, “Nay! It is never insane to dream. Unless one dreams that one’s parakeet is telling one to strip naked and climb the fence around the White House or something.” That would truly be insane. And the true folly would be to not try to conquer the sun. I’m sure our brave solarnauts would agree. If they hadn’t been incinerated.

Wear this shirt: to prevent sunburn on the sensitive areas of your torso. Yes, that’s a euphemism for nipples.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the surface of the sun. Shirt.Woot will offer no refunds for shirts damaged or destroyed in solar landing expeditions.

This shirt tells the world: “I feel burnt.”

We call this color: Apollemon 21.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 135C- 1655C - 1545C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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I Claim this Sun for GYAAHHHH!!!!! by tgentry
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