I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

by DinoMike

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#21
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Just put on a lab coat and nobody will be the wiser.

Approximately 11 ways to do EVERYTHING better

-Never let a lack of credentials stand in your way.

-Make sure your breath is terrible. Bertrand Russell had terrible breath. So.

-See if you can involve a drone somehow. Example: Drones are going to change prostate surgery forever.

-Gesticulate using every limb. Especially during your inevitable TED talk.

-If anyone questions your credibility, stab them in the bicep with a fork.

-Develop megalomania. It works for Kanye.

-When answering questions about your ideas, reply, “That’s an excellent question. Let me put on my thinking cap.” Then put on a sombrero.

-Speak often of time management, but never ever arrive on time for anything.

-Stretch a lot.

-Dress for success. Like the Philly Phanatic does.

-Never throw away any cables. You might use them later.

-Press every button.

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Features

Tee

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

 

Tote

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 14.337s
First Sucker:
piapogo
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wootoad

Purchaser Experience

  • 11% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 23% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 39% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 84% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing by DinoMike
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