I Haz The Dumb

by transformingegg

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#1
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

1st place in Derby #567: The hands that built!

here’s a shirt that tells the world, “hi. i’m a moron today.” and why WOULDN’T you want that? wear it to a job interview. wear it speed-dating. wear it during a “man on the street” vignette when some reporter asks your opinion about the .7 percent drop in the world trade volume index. hahaha dumb.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 15.330s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
saigonjohn

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 20% < 25 woots
  • 53% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 85% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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I Haz The Dumb by transformingegg
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.