I Prefer Someone With Brains

by walmazan

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Till undeath do we part 

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My Self-Summary
I'm just a laid-back, down to earth guy who enjoys getting outdoors and new adventures. Looking for that special someone to transmit my brain virus to via biting. 

What I'm Doing With My Life
"Living it." LOL JK cuz I'm not technically alive. 

I'm Really Good At
Catching someone trying to hide in an abandoned house, even though I move at a slow, stumbling rate. 

The First Thing People Usually Notice About Me
My eyes. Because they are all-white and lifeless. 

The Six Things I Could Never Do Without
1. Bra
2. aaa
​3. aaa
4. aii
5. iii
6. ins

On A Typical Friday Night I Am
Wandering aimlessly through a playground


You Should Message Me If
You want to have a good time with a nice guy. I can eat his brains too. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size (I Prefer Women With Brains):
3X - M, WXL -WL: 10.89” x 8.28”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8.00” x 6.08”

Design Size (I Prefer Men With Brains):
3X - M, WXL -WL: 10.33” x 8.66”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8.00” x6.71”

Pantone Colors: - 7499C - 393C - 577C Green - 7583C Orange

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 35.448s
First Sucker:
missd1360
Last Wooter to Woot:
kforsquishy

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 73% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 73% bought 1
  • 25% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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I Prefer Someone With Brains by walmazan
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