I [Wear] Shirts

by Jublin, aka Justin White

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Baby Blue
New
Limit 15 per customer
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Pants, We Can Take Or Leave

You wear shirts, right? Gehenna yeah you do. So do we. A lot. A shirtload of shirts. People who know us, they’ll tell you: “Yeah, those dudes are all about wearing shirts.” After all, the domain name isn’t “shirtless.woot,” now, is it? Better believe it ain’t! That’s why, originally, all of us at shirt.woot were going to get this design tattooed on our chests. But then someone pointed out that no one would ever see it, and if anyone did ever see it, the very sight would render the statement false, like “this assertion is not true.” So we figured, hey, print it on a shirt. It’s what we do, after all.

This shirt was designed by: Jublin, aka Justin White, which is funny, because the shirt is available JUSTIN BLUE! Ha! Ha! Get it?

Wear this shirt: if you wear shirts.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you don’t wear shirts.

This shirt tells the world: “I wear shirts,” duh

We call this color: Justin Baby Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black -White - 485C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 27.000s
First Sucker:
dougman644
Last Wooter to Woot:
babyzorro

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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I [Wear] Shirts by Jublin, aka Justin White
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