I Will Not Blend
by jewelwing
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Some animals get by on camouflage, on making themselves as inconspicuous as possible, on fading into the scenery and hoping nobody looks hard enough to actually see them.
Wusses.
I ain’t goin’ out like that. I’m orange, I’ll always be orange, and I could give two scats about blending in. When I’m coming, you’ll see it. When I’m there, you’ll know it. You’ll never catch me changing my coat from season-to-season like some fairweather canid. I’m standing tough, walking tall, staying orange. And when some bigger, scarier animal comes along looking to do me harm, well, I can run pretty fast.
Wear this shirt: when you’re hunting the elusive white porcupine.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to pass as white.
This shirt tells the world: “Orange is the color of my true fox’s hair.”
We call this color: Aw, Man, We Already Used Our Best White Up There In “Don’t wear this shirt”.
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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