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I was comfy in my straw tomb
But then Hell ran out of room
And the earth I now must walk
dee deet dee diddle dee deet
And so I keep pursuin’
All the teenagers a’wooin’
And my hunger can’t be stopped
de deet diddle dee deet
I already ate a lion
He never stopped his cryin’
As we shambled down the block
dee deet dee diddle dee deet
And that heart I thought was iron
Just turned out to be tin wire
And my hunger can’t be stopped
So why
Did I arise
You’d think this can’t be real
Man I could really go for Kansas veal
But right away
I’d want more still
The good witch was like custard
The bad one smelt of mustard
From the Wizard I made stock
dee deet dee diddle dee deet
Then I ate up Emerald City
All those little guys were minty
Yet my hunger can’t be stopped
Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.
Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.
This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”
We call this color: L. Frank Brown
Pantone Colors:
White - 134C - 577C - 625C - 7623C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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