If I Only Had a Brain

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Brown
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

Start With The One In The Picnic Basket

1st place in Derby #195: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!, with 1368 votes!

I was comfy in my straw tomb
But then Hell ran out of room
And the earth I now must walk

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And so I keep pursuin’
All the teenagers a’wooin’
And my hunger can’t be stopped

de deet diddle dee deet

I already ate a lion
He never stopped his cryin’
As we shambled down the block

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

And that heart I thought was iron
Just turned out to be tin wire
And my hunger can’t be stopped

So why
Did I arise
You’d think this can’t be real
Man I could really go for Kansas veal
But right away
I’d want more still

The good witch was like custard
The bad one smelt of mustard
From the Wizard I made stock

dee deet dee diddle dee deet

Then I ate up Emerald City
All those little guys were minty
Yet my hunger can’t be stopped

Wear this shirt: when going to buy axes and ammo.

Don’t wear this shirt: when debating on the Internet. Nobody likes a straw man.

This shirt tells the world: “Barbara? I thought this was Dorothy’s house? Hey, you guys said this was Dorothy’s house!”

We call this color: L. Frank Brown

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 134C - 577C - 625C - 7623C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 39.000s
First Sucker:
nwahs086
Last Wooter to Woot:
armadilloman

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

15%
6%
3%
2%
2%
3%
5%
8%
9%
9%
9%
2%
4%
7%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
2%
1%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

7%
12%
4%
4%
61%
7%
5%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (123 comments)
join the discussion (123 comments)
If I Only Had a Brain by patrickspens
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.