If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail

by Ian Leino

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To defend their town, these inventive soldiers are prepared to rend the very fabric of history itself. The rampaging invaders are reduced to formless squiggles on the two-dimensional ground by this boldly Brechtian strategem. The only wall that will be breached this day is the fourth wall! It's a rare lighthearted moment in early medieval life, which was otherwise occupied mostly by boiling witches, dumping chamber pots, and dying of plague.

This shirt was designed by:
Ian Leino, an independent graphic designer and illustrator based in Asheville, NC whose work has appeared on t-shirt sites like Threadless and at retailers like Hot Topic. He's done work for The Doors, KISS, and Green Day - so if you hire him, you'll be a couple of degrees closer to Gene Simmons.

Wear this shirt to: cheer on your local Battle of Hastings re-enactors.

Don’t wear this shirt to: museums specializing in early European fabric art, unless you want to wind up on the restoration table.

This shirt tells the world:
"What's that? You want to invade my town? Good luck with no leg!"

We call this color:
Meta-Cream.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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If You Want To Destroy My Chainmail by Ian Leino
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