Attention Citizens, Guest Workers, and Registered Unpersons:

The Bureau of Television Security has determined that your radio set may have been commandeered by criminal elements determined to spread panic among the populace. The scurrilous lies disseminated over the hijacked signals must be ignored. Do not be alarmed. Do not panic. Do not think. Simply proceed with your normal TV-watching routine. And you there, with the red sweater: those better be state-approved cigarettes you’re smoking. We now return you for your – er, to your regularly scheduled programming.

This shirt was designed by: Amanda ”+ajb” Barker, whose graphic designs make Detroit a little prettier, if that’s possible.

Wear this shirt: when your tinfoil hat is in the dishwasher. The world must know!

Don’t wear this shirt: on the radio. The message will get lost.

This shirt tells the world: “I think my food is trying to eat me, too.”

We call this color: KLMN.

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