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I'm on a Roll!

by ochopika

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Melting

The butter does not have a Merry Christmas.

After being placed upon the hot surface of the bread, the butter said, "Hey, I'm really on a roll here," and then he chuckled to himself, but just for an instant before quickly falling quiet.

The reason for his silence was because, truthfully, aside from the in the literal sense, the piece of butter was very much not "on a roll." He had spent the lion share of his life as part of a hardened stick, doing nothing but dreaming of all he might accomplish once released from his prison inside the refrigerator door.

Now, though, he began to fear that perhaps he had been naive, perhaps he had imagined an impossible future for himself. Looking down, he could see his base melting, the liquid confirmation of his own fleeting mortality. No, he realized, this was all his life would ever be, just a piece of butter rapidly being absorbed by a dinner roll, which would soon itself be eaten, digested, and forgotten forever.

Merry Christmas.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL: 8.5” x  8.5“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  6.5” x 6.5”

Pantone Color(s): White, Black, 7412C, 1205C, 134C, 1788C

Shirt Color: Red

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Apron

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5” x  8.5“

Pantone Color(s): White, Black, 7412C, 1205C, 134C, 1788C

Apron Color: Red

Features:

  • 1/2" wide extra-long tunnel-tie permits maximum adjustability of the neck loop
  • Center-divided patch pocket
  • Fiber Content: 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton
  • Place of Origin: Mexico
  • Apron Dimensions: 22" W x 30" L

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5” x  8.5“

Pantone Color(s): White, Black, 7412C, 1205C, 134C, 1788C

Tote Color: Red

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

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3m 45.002s
First Sucker:
ericz1990
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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I'm on a Roll! by ochopika
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.