Impossibly Delicious

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

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Not worth it.

3rd place in Derby #286: Escher-esque, guest editor Matthew's pick!

"Welcome to Impossible Pastry! I'm Evan, how can I-"

"Can I get a dozen of the Mobius Rolls?"

"S-sure. Yeah, of course. You know each one of these is carefully constructed to give the appearance of-"

"I don't care."

"Excuse me?"

"You're talking about stuff and I don't care. I just want doughnuts."

"Oh. It's just the whole angle of this shop is that we-"

"Do they come in chocolate?"

"Uh, actually each one is a delicious blend of hazelnut and-"

"Can you put chocolate syrup on them or something?"

"I- I guess so."

"Good. Shut up and do that."

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 490C - 114C - 292C - White - 1777C - 1355C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 42.771s
First Sucker:
nutation
Last Wooter to Woot:
dracefr

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

6%
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77%
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Woots by State

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Impossibly Delicious by patrickspens
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.