Imposter

by sekiyoku

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Black and White Like Me

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Vinson Massif.

1st place in Derby #78: Winter, with 1499 votes!

Penguin season! Rabbit season! Penguin season! Rabbit season! No, it’s not the Bugs Bunny-Chilly Willy crossover you’ve always dreamed of. We’ll leave that to the fanfic community. This is just a scene in the life of a rabbit who’s wondering how he got here, where things went wrong, and what the penguins will do to him once they found out the truth.

Wear this shirt: instead of that penguin costume you’ve been wearing lately. Seriously, man, at first it was cute but we’re all starting to get weirded out. It could use a wash, too.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you actually are a rabbit pretending to be a penguin. It’ll blow your whole deal.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m a rabbit in penguin’s clothing. I haven’t figured out the metaphorical connotations of that yet, though.”

We call this color: Emperor Blue.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black -White - 278C- 127C - 7413C- Cool Gray 8C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 17% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

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Imposter by sekiyoku
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.