Inconceivable

by lucky1988

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Sick Of It

These symbols... it's like they're telling me something...

Hey! How's the sickie? I brought you a special present.

"What is it, grandpa?"

Go ahead! Open it!

"A book?"

That's right! And not just any book, neither. This is the book that my dad read to me when I was sick, and that I read to your dad when he was sick, and now I'm going to read it to you!

"But how? There's no words."

What? You're messing with me aren't you, little guy.

"Nope. It's all little symbols."

Aww, crap! Did I get a Wing Dings copy?

"What are Wing Dings?"

Don't worry about it. We can still enjoy it... probably. We just gotta decipher the words.

"The book's in code?"

Sort of. Okay, first word is a hat, an airplane, a lightning bolt, and another lightning bolt. What do you think that is?

"Grandpa, I don't even understand what you're saying..."

What about this next one that's just some sort of thing that looks like waves, a sun, a yin yang, and like a skull and crossbones or something...

"What's going on here? I'm lost. Is this one of your jokes, grandpa?"

I got like three bowling balls, maybe a muffin, a hang glider. That could be 'the' maybe, right? Then we know bowling ball equals t, etc. Now, what about this next one with a tree...

OKAY, I FAKED IT! I'M NOT SICK! I LIED TO GET OUT OF CLASS! JUST QUIT IT WITH THE MIND GAMES!

"Works every time!"

Wear this shirt: to [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE].

Don't wear this shirt: when [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE].

This shirt tells the world: "I sure feel [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE]!"

We call this color: as silver as [INSERT PUN REFERRING TO MOVIE]

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.005s
First Sucker:
werdwerdus
Last Wooter to Woot:
sandeepkp

Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Inconceivable by lucky1988
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.