Indubiously

by ramyb

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Flightless, Yet Refined

1st place in Derby #273: Animals as People, with 497 votes!

A small figure hurried along the dark street, its footsteps muted by racing sheets of fog. A lantern hung from the sleeve of its long-tailed coat, intermittently revealing the figure's bright orange flippers as they flopped along the stones.

"Not a night fit for beasts, no it ain't," the figure mumbled to itself, wrapping itself still further in a many-layered scarf. "An ill night, if I ever saw one."

The penguin read the house numbers as they passed until he reached his goal: 333 Boren Avenue North. He lifted the brass knocker, rapped it, and waited. The door opened a crack.

"Yes?" A deep voice come from behind the door.

"Which it's a message for Dr. Gage."

The door opened and revealed a penguin of august carriage. Holding at teacup with aunt-like grace, his silk topper and whole manner of dress was refined, if old-fashioned.

"I am he," the imposing bird replied.

Wear this shirt: during the London season.

Don't wear this shirt: after the whole steam-penguin-punk craze dies down.

This shirt tells the world: "Do you take herring in your tea?"

We call this color: Gentlebirds Prefer Black

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White - 166 C - 1375 C - 409 C - 432 C - 424 C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 16.664s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Indubiously by ramyb
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