Inevitable Betrayal

by nblottie

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
Asphalt
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Fireflew

3rd place in Derby #227: Sci-Fi Kawaii, with 1069 votes!

You know, I’ve never seen Firefly but now, after looking at this shirt, I get why it failed. Clearly, it was just ripping off South Park! Just look at this kid with a round head, big eyes, no nose, doing something childish but saying something that doesn’t sound very childish. I mean, how much more blatant does it need to be? I mean, I always just figured it was like Battle Star Galactica but with a twangy soundtrack. Jeez, was I wrong or what?!

The upside to all this, though, is that, if we put out an Arrested Development shirt a month or two ago, and now we’re putting out this Firefly shirt, that means we might finally (finally!) see a shirt based on the best cancelled show of all time: My So Called Life!

Or probably not, I guess. No, we’ll probably just get some shirt about The Walking Dead whenever AMC decides to pull the plug on that trash heap! I mean, c’mon, it’s soooo bad! Right, guys?

Wear this shirt: if you’re a great man, or just good man… or, well, you’re alright.

Don’t wear this shirt: while ruling over all this land, which you will call… this land.

This shirt tells the world: “The first rule of battle might be ‘don’t ever let them know where you are,’ but my first rule of shirt-wearing is ‘let them know what you watch.’”

We call this color: asphalt, like the floor of Hell-for-too-soon-cancelled-TV-shows.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Grey 1C - 480C - 730C - 499C - 5555C - 433C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 16% joined today
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Inevitable Betrayal by nblottie
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