Infinite Cookies

by Chris Sharron

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C is for Quantum

Questions toward an understanding of theoretical cookie physics:

Does the monster still derive pleasure from the flavor of the cookies each time they pass through?

Does any part of the digestive process occur in the cookies' transit through metaspace?

If so, when does that get too gross for the monster to eat the cookies?

Wouldn't the component ingredients of the cookies (the chocolate, the dough, etc.) break down chemically over time?

Wouldn't the cookies themselves break apart eventually from the structural stress of what is in effect an infinite fall?

Given the expansion of the universe and an infinite duration, shouldn't we expect that minute changes in the relative location of the two portals would eventually bring them out of alignment with each other, thus breaking the cycle of cookie and re-cookie?

Are the cookies a lie?

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 13.7”x 18.5” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 10.4“ x 14”
K8 - K6:  7.4” x 10”

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray2 - 124c - 1431c - 1395c - 279c - 2728c 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 42.224s
First Sucker:
xxstubzxx
Last Wooter to Woot:
phillyt907

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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