Infinite Improbability

by ORabbit

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Mutually Assured Stampsies

3rd Place in Derby #310: Double-Take Derby , with 166 votes!

"Dude I dare you to jump on that whale's back." 

"No way. I'd get kicked out of the aquarium." 

"I double dare you." 

"OK I stamp it."

"No stampsies." 

"OK I double dog stamp." 

"I said no stampsies, and it doesn't matter because I double dog dare you." 

"My double dog stamp overrides your double dog dare." 

"Setting aside the stampsies issue, no it doesn't." 

"Does too." 

"Does not." 

"Does too times a million." 

"Does not times a billion." 

"Does too times a trillion." 

"Does not times a googolplex." 

"Does too times infinity." 

"Does not times infinity plus one." 

"You win this round, Griffon, because everybody knows there's nothing higher than infinity plus one. But I'll be waiting for another opportunity to get you on that whale's back. I'll be waiting." 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL:  12.15” x 9.92”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 7.35”

Pantone Color(s): 427C - 647C - 645C - 512C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 46.666s
First Sucker:
tofferwhite
Last Wooter to Woot:
smashes

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Infinite Improbability by ORabbit
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