Ro-boss

by radiomode

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Navy
New
Limit 15 per customer
add to cart

The Sequel They Said They’d Never Dare To Make

Last time, she had him. This time, they’ve got her. And he’s not taking no for an answer.

He’d given up on life.

“Go on, live your life without me!”
“Don’t you say stupid things.”

Until someone made him care.

“My life was destined to be short.”
“My wish is that you’d shut up and let me concentrate on pulling.”

And just when he thought they would be together forever

“You don’t have to look back. I’m never letting go.”

the system took her away.

“Mister President, it’s the TSA’s position that little girls pose a safety risk to air travel.”
“Well, as long as you have this briefcase full of cash… do whatever you want!”
“I knew you’d see it our way.”

And now, the city’s about to learn

“It’s a shame we’ve got someone her age locked up.”
“I bet her robot really misses her too.”
“Misses? Are you nuts? A robot can’t have feelings.”

what happens

“Hey, where’s my huge shipment of metal?”
“And my sparkly red light generator?”
“And what’s that heavy noise like a giant hammering footstep falling from the sky?”

when mankind teaches one robot

Mr. President, sir…”
“What is it, man? I’m very important, I don’t have time for this. Spit it out!”
“D-don’t look back.”

how to feel mad.

“Oh. My. God.”
“SCRAMBLE THE JETS!”
“FORGET THE JETS! GET THE LITTLE GIRL! WHERE DO WE HAVE THE LITTLE GIRL?”
“MY BRIEFCASE! SOMEONE SAVE MY BRIEFCASE!”

This summer, the only thing stronger than laws

“Don’t fight it. It’s just how the universe works.”

is friendship.

“The universe didn’t make a robot. I did.”

Return Of The Robot. Pray he gets reckoned before you do.

Wear this shirt: if inside you beats the heart of a young boy pulling lots of different levers to make you walk.

Don’t wear this shirt: there is never a reason to not wear this shirt. It’s fantastic. If you don’t like it, it’s YOUR fault, not the shirt’s. Stop projecting your shortcomings onto clothing, you jerkface.

This shirt tells the world: “Ro/Ro/Ro-bot walks/Up from out the stream/Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily/Is this just a dream?”

We call this color: Probably Should Call The Navy Before That Thing Gets Any Closer

Back to top

Features

Pantone Colors:
123C - 1665C - 3305C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
gricomet
Last Wooter to Woot:
cunculator

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

14%
5%
4%
2%
2%
2%
2%
4%
5%
6%
5%
5%
4%
6%
4%
3%
3%
3%
3%
3%
4%
3%
3%
4%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

86%
5%
3%
2%
2%
2%
2%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

join the discussion (69 comments)
Ro-boss by radiomode
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.