Last time, she had him. This time, they’ve got her. And he’s not taking no for an answer.

He’d given up on life.

“Go on, live your life without me!”
“Don’t you say stupid things.”

Until someone made him care.

“My life was destined to be short.”
“My wish is that you’d shut up and let me concentrate on pulling.”

And just when he thought they would be together forever

“You don’t have to look back. I’m never letting go.”

the system took her away.

“Mister President, it’s the TSA’s position that little girls pose a safety risk to air travel.”
“Well, as long as you have this briefcase full of cash… do whatever you want!”
“I knew you’d see it our way.”

And now, the city’s about to learn

“It’s a shame we’ve got someone her age locked up.”
“I bet her robot really misses her too.”
“Misses? Are you nuts? A robot can’t have feelings.”

what happens

“Hey, where’s my huge shipment of metal?”
“And my sparkly red light generator?”
“And what’s that heavy noise like a giant hammering footstep falling from the sky?”

when mankind teaches one robot

Mr. President, sir…”
“What is it, man? I’m very important, I don’t have time for this. Spit it out!”
“D-don’t look back.”

how to feel mad.

“Oh. My. God.”
“SCRAMBLE THE JETS!”
“FORGET THE JETS! GET THE LITTLE GIRL! WHERE DO WE HAVE THE LITTLE GIRL?”
“MY BRIEFCASE! SOMEONE SAVE MY BRIEFCASE!”

This summer, the only thing stronger than laws

“Don’t fight it. It’s just how the universe works.”

is friendship.

“The universe didn’t make a robot. I did.”

Return Of The Robot. Pray he gets reckoned before you do.

Wear this shirt: if inside you beats the heart of a young boy pulling lots of different levers to make you walk.

Don’t wear this shirt: there is never a reason to not wear this shirt. It’s fantastic. If you don’t like it, it’s YOUR fault, not the shirt’s. Stop projecting your shortcomings onto clothing, you jerkface.

This shirt tells the world: “Ro/Ro/Ro-bot walks/Up from out the stream/Scarily, scarily, scarily, scarily/Is this just a dream?”

We call this color: Probably Should Call The Navy Before That Thing Gets Any Closer

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