Pocketless Universe

by odysseyroc

$15.00
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Shirty Inter Dimensional Rip Across Time

2nd place in Derby #198: Shirt Title Reinterpreted, with 702 votes!

So we’ve all been hungry. Normally, we just grab a bite and move on, or endure until we have the time to eat. But there’s hungry and then there’s hungry. Like the feeling when you wake up the day your stomach flu has gone away, and it really hits you that you could and must eat everything you can see. Or that feeling on the first weekend of your new diet, after being soooo good and sticking to nothing but lettuce and cottage cheese all week, only to see your favorite cake shop is having a sale.

Sure, hunger is a state of mind, but doesn’t quantum physics imply the same thing about what’s all around us? Are we not starstuff, are we not both matter and energy, the very substance that is the vacuum from which we all originally came? Also, before we get too deep into this, do we want to call for some pizzas? ‘Cause I could MESS UP some pizzas right now.

Wear this shirt: if you’re Galactus. But you may want to send your herald to talk to us in person first. We’ll have to charge a teeeeeny bit more since you’re a 200XL.

Don’t wear this shirt: around David Bowman. It’d sorta be a spoiler for what’s coming at the end.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m probably just next on the list to be Captain Universe.”

We call this color: I’m Going To Win The Royal Blueberry Pie Eating Contest For Sure This Year

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 2718C - 2728C - 654C - 289C - 5395C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
gricomet
Last Wooter to Woot:
luistaleno

Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Pocketless Universe by odysseyroc
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