Iron-E

by Naolito

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Homophones

I know what it sounds like I said, but that isn’t what I meant.

Iron-ick: While discussing the advantages and disadvantages of various metals with his pupil, the master sculptor looked down to see a large beetle crawling up his leg.

Greg-air-e-us: Our friend, Gregory, enjoys ballooning nearly as much as we enjoy the fifth letter of the alphabet.

Eh-strange-duh: She gave him her opinion of his science fiction novel, and she did so rudely.

Diss-a-dent: I’m sorry doctor, it’s just that, when you poke my gums like that, I get so angry that I start saying things, mean things. I’m sorry if I offended you.

Mag-nanny-mouse: We have reason to believe that Maggy, our nanny, is actually a robot piloted from within by a small rodent.

Sar-Don-ick: Donald entered the room loudly – interrupting their discussion of the author’s motives in The Age of Reason – with a large beetle crawling up his leg.

Where this shirt: to the capitol city of New Mexico – Santa Iron.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re allergic to the words, “Oh, I get it.”

This shirt tells the world: “My irony is straight forward and sincere.”

We call this color: That thing at the bottom of a window expressing how cold it feels, except it’s got a speech impediment… Get it? Silver? GET IT?

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
Cool Grey 1C - 7539C - 424C - 425C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
clercer

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Iron-E by Naolito
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