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Irony

by bsweber

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 25 - Mar 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 22 - Mar 25
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Mar 30 - Apr 1
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Well, It Does A Better Job of Defining It Than Alanis Did

First Place in Derby #43 (Slogans), with 609 Votes!

Oooh. How clever. We’re all so impressed. If you wear this shirt out to the clubs, the girls (or boys or whatever) just won’t be able to keep their hands off of you. But then, nobody can resist a Shirt.Woot design, because we sell such fantastic, fashion-forward apparel. We also love the fact that this shirt adds one more definition of “irony” to the pile. You know, because everybody seems to have such a firm grasp of what “irony” means. Confusing the issue even more, yeah, that’s really helpful.

This shirt was designed by: snakeweber. And if you’ve ever had your snake webbed, you know just how painful that can be.

Wear this shirt: with your trucker hat, mustache, parachute pants, and big puffy hi-tops with the laces undone.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you actually like it because it’s good. Sincere expression of one’s tastes is so pre-MTV.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the kind of person who invents my own adjectives by adding a Y to the end of any noun.”

We call this color: So Bad, It’s Grass.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 45% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Irony by bsweber
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.