Irony

by snakeweber

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Well, It Does A Better Job of Defining It Than Alanis Did

First Place in Derby #43 (Slogans), with 609 Votes!

Oooh. How clever. We’re all so impressed. If you wear this shirt out to the clubs, the girls (or boys or whatever) just won’t be able to keep their hands off of you. But then, nobody can resist a Shirt.Woot design, because we sell such fantastic, fashion-forward apparel. We also love the fact that this shirt adds one more definition of “irony” to the pile. You know, because everybody seems to have such a firm grasp of what “irony” means. Confusing the issue even more, yeah, that’s really helpful.

This shirt was designed by: snakeweber. And if you’ve ever had your snake webbed, you know just how painful that can be.

Wear this shirt: with your trucker hat, mustache, parachute pants, and big puffy hi-tops with the laces undone.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you actually like it because it’s good. Sincere expression of one’s tastes is so pre-MTV.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the kind of person who invents my own adjectives by adding a Y to the end of any noun.”

We call this color: So Bad, It’s Grass.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
- 358C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 15.000s
First Sucker:
wtd67
Last Wooter to Woot:
Cindygriewe2

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Irony by snakeweber
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