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Irresistible Dessert

by walmazan

$15.00
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Really Strict

2nd Place in Derby #328: Food, with 192 votes

We just want to make it clear that we do not condone cannibalism in any form: between humans, between animals, between baked goods, not even between coworkers.

We have a stern anti-cannibalism policy here at Woot. If we catch an employee engaging in an act of cannibalism one time, we take away his Youtube privileges. If we catch an employee engaging in an act of cannibalism a second time we make him complete an online training seminar. Third time, we give him a paid leave of two weeks to think about what he's done. Fourth time, we all make passive aggressive comments about how cannibalism is lame. Fifth time, it's a soft firing; the cannibal can be fired but only if he wants to be. Sixth time, the cannibal gets rehired. Seventh time, we fire him for real, at which point he can re-apply.

See! Stern as can be! 

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 11.47” x 5.7”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4:  8.5” x 4.22”

Pantone Colors: 7401, 7502, 325, 1635, 7449, White

Shirt Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Apron

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5” x 4.22”

Pantone Color(s): 7401, 7502, 325, 1635, 7449, White

Apron Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • 1/2" wide extra-long tunnel-tie permits maximum adjustability of the neck loop
  • Center-divided patch pocket
  • Fiber Content: 65% Polyester / 35% Cotton
  • Place of Origin: Mexico
  • Apron Dimensions: 22" W x 30" L

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 19.228s
First Sucker:
johnjihoonchang
Last Wooter to Woot:
jotakara

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Irresistible Dessert by walmazan
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.