ISO SWM

by Naolito

$15.00
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Will not arrive before December 25th
Asphalt
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Honestly? This poses more questions than it answers.

But I guess he was always a mysterious guy hiding a lot.

Was he stuck in the can? Did he just have such an obsessive compulsion to hide that he did so until his untimely death? Did he write the note right before he died? This thing has more plot holes than Lost.

Is this in the desert? How is he completely desiccated and peeled of flesh like that? Did it all slough off into that flat wooden barrel/trash can thing? Is that a skeleton torso just floating in a thick, fetid soup of Waldo flesh?

Look, we appreciate a goofy cultural reference to something completely inane as much as the next t-shirt site, but this. This just defies logic. Each possible solution only opens three more riddles to be solved. We’re guessing ol’ stripe would’ve wanted it that way.

Wear this shirt: In trash cans. Or wooden barrels.

Don’t wear this shirt: While hiding. The stripes are pretty visible.

This shirt tells the world: “What are you hiding from?! LET ME LOVE YOU!”

We call this color: I don’t have any more clever puns for an Asphalt tee.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 1C - Cool Gray 3C - 7547C - 193C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 56.000s
First Sucker:
darkrangr
Last Wooter to Woot:
chicostockgirl

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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ISO SWM by Naolito
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