It's People

by TeoZ

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A meal is only as good as its secret ingredient.

I didn't plan on telling them, but eventually I couldn't take it anymore.

People always came up to me, saying, "Chef! Chef! How do you make such a delicious plate of Soylent Green?"

I explained that it was a long and complicated process. Early each morning, while everyone else was still asleep, I was awake in my kitchen, mixing the ingredients and finding the right flavors for my newest batch. I let them know that it took years of practice to get the recipe right and that I was very careful to stick to my routine.

But that didn't stop them. Every day, more and more people came up to me, begging for a recipe. I tried persuading them to give up, explaining that the ingredients were a secret and had stayed a secret for many years. But they kept begging. They kept asking. And finally, after I couldn't take it anymore, after the begging reached an overwhelming level, I gave in.

I opened my window and shouted out to the world, "IT'S MADE OF SILVERWARE!!!!!!!!" And, of course, people. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL - WL:  11.62” x 7.34”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 5.68”

Pantone Colors: 371C - 7493C - 367C - 7491C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 59.337s
First Sucker:
therob3181
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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It's People by TeoZ
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