JovobeniNoir

by Blair Sayer

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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No, come on, let’s find a different noodle bar.

I’m not really in the mood for sushi right now. Also, there’s just a really unsettling guy I see around here.

I’ve just seen him hassle some people eating here before and I don’t want to put myself in the position where I might have to deal with him. Really? You’re worried about walking in the rain? When’s the last time it WASN’T pouring rain? Who cares? You’d rather take a chance on being “retired?”

No, I don’t see him around right now, but you never see him around. He just sidles up and starts harassing you in Cityspeak while you’re trying to choke down some ngiri. I don’t know what he does! I’ve never talked to him! All I know is the last guy he grabbed disappeared for a couple days and the next time I saw him eating here his fingers were completely mangled. I’m already REALLY bad with chop sticks. I can’t have some multi-ethnic weirdo in a bow tie snapping my digits left and right. C’mon let’s go before some German midgets steal my car.

What’s this on my seat? Did you take up miniature origami?

Wear this shirt: while you dream of electric sheep

Don’t wear this shirt: during your Voight-Kampff test

This shirt tells the world: “Monsieur, azonnal kövessen engem bite.”

We call this color: Black as the dark near the Tanhauser Gate

Overnight orders will ship by Tuesday 12-01-09 for delivery Wednesday 12-2-09. SmartPost orders will ship by Wednesday 12-2-09.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7402C- 1365C - 1795C Pantone Process Blue

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
CrazyLarkin
Last Wooter to Woot:
iampatrys

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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JovobeniNoir by Blair Sayer
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.