Just a little paint

by tjost

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Kelly Green
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  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Dec 14
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One Of Us

2nd place in Derby #186: Oddball, with 1051 votes!

Tired of feeling like an outcast? Depressed that others find you too “weird” to hang out with? Do your interactions with others make you feel like you’ve been ripped from your natural element and dropped on a strange island far away from normalcy?

Relax. We’ve all felt that way before. You’ll be happy to know that all those feelings of loneliness and anxiety can all easily be fixed in one amazingly simple step!

Become something you’re not.

That’s right! By completely throwing out or covering up anything that has ever made you different from the majority and replacing it with something that falls in line with their beliefs and style, you’re sure to fit right in! Wear their fashions, even though they make you uncomfortable! Eat the same things they eat, even if it doesn’t agree with you! Like the same things they do, even if they’re repugnant and horrible to your own sensibilities! In no time, you’ll be accepted as “one of the crowd” and filled with a sense of belonging, even while your own individuality dies.

Why, with enough practice, you may even forget about all that silly stuff that used to make you feel unique and special. Wouldn’t that be awesome?

Wear this shirt: when you want to fit in.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it doesn’t fit you.

This shirt tells the world: “Panda panda, one of us, one of us, panda panda….”

We call this color: Kelly Green, You Are Not Leaving This House Painted Up Like That

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 442C - 446C - 367C - 3435C - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 22.000s
First Sucker:
yoshikiri
Last Wooter to Woot:
kkezir

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Just a little paint by tjost
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.