Keep It Tidy

by benjaminleebates

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Occam? I Hardly Know Him

In the absence of other evidence, the simplest facial hair is probably the best.

Occam's Razor is not intended as an arbiter between competing models of manfur; rather, it broadly guides manscapers toward the development of theoretically sound lip sweaters. 

For each accepted bro-tuft phenomenon, there is an infinite number of possible, more complex alternative chin curtain. But simpler crumb catchers are generally preferable to more complex face fungus, because simpler hair masks are more verifiable and smell better.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 10” x 9.7
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 8” x7.8“

Pantone Color(s): 602c - 1595c 

Shirt Color: Brown

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Jersey Zip Hoodie

Design Placement:
Front: Right Side
Back: Centered

Design Size:
Front Detail: 3X - S: 4” x 5.7”
Back Detail: 3X - S: 14” x 13.6” 

Pantone Colors: needed

Hoodie Color: Navy

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 60% Cotton/40% Polyester
  • Manufactured In: Pakistan
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 55.339s
First Sucker:
rhinoman57
Last Wooter to Woot:
stevenglaser

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Keep It Tidy by benjaminleebates
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