Ken & Ryu's Junkyard

by santo76

$15.00 + free shipping

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SMASH ANONYMOUS

WELCOME TO SMASH ANONYMOUS. WE USED TO SMASH. NOW WE NOT SMASH SO MUCH.

EVERYONE TAKE SEAT. PLEASE WELCOME NEW MEMBERS. HANK, STOP SMASH NEW MEMBERS. OKAY, WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. START WITH CREED:

I LOVE SMASH BUT RECOGNIZE IT HARMFUL TO OTHERS. I TRY NOT SMASH. SMASH INHERENTLY FUN, SO I NOT A JERK IF FALL OFF WAGON AND SMASH WAGON.

GOOD. ANYONE SMASH CAR THIS WEEK? EVERYONE? ME TOO. WE ALL FALL OFF WAGON THEN. HOW WE NOT SMASH WA--FALL OFF WAGON IN FUTURE? CORRECT, SALLY. WE PUT SMASH FISTS INTO SMASH MITTS, FIND DARK CAVE, AND HOPE FOR BEST. LET'S ALL GO FIND CAVE.

[two weeks later]

HI EVERYB--WHERE EVERYBODY? WHY ONLY FOUR OF US COME BACK? THEY ALL FALL OFF WAGON? WE NEED BIGGER WAGON. ONE NOT SO EASY TO FALL OFF. IN MEANTIME, LET'S SMASH OLD SMALL WAGON. WHAT? ONLY FIGURE OF SPEECH? ARRG, SO FRUSTRATING. MAKE ME WANT TO--

[horrible smashing ensues]

ME NEED NEW SPONSOR.

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 14.88” x 19”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 14” 
K6-K4: 7.8” x 10” 

Pantone Color(s): 485c 

Shirt Color: Lemon

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Unisex Tank

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 14.88” x 19”

Pantone Color(s): 485c

Shirt Color: Sunshine

Features:

  • Made in America
  • 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction
  • Printed: Carrollton, TX USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 7.559s
First Sucker:
ezekeelwootshirt
Last Wooter to Woot:
gholms

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Ken & Ryu's Junkyard by santo76
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.