Killer Penguin

by rglee129

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Terror Of The Herring

2nd place in Derby #206: Role Reversal, with 729 votes!

Okay, so, here’s what I’m thinking. The orca comes up like FTSHSSHSHSSH and the ice just goes BRRRAKAKAKAAK and KUDDABLOOOM and the penguins are all like AAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAA and they’re all running around and- Judy? The D.A. said we couldn’t light penguins on fire, right? Not even if we get Spielburg? Okay, well, the fire’s out, but they’re still all AAAA AAAA AAAA and then, BRRRAKAAKAKAK again, because there’s a GIANT ROBOT PENGUIN, huh? Being driven by the only penguin who wears sunglasses! And we can do some branded thing with Oakley, maybe. Judy? Can you get me Oakley? And warn them in advance, we can’t light the penguins on fire, okay?

So the robot penguin is like THUDOOSK THUDOOSK THUDOOSK and the orca’s like SPLUDDLETHOOD SPADDLEBLOOL WADDLEFLOOZZZ and he falls and the ice is like SHISSHSHSKAZZZ and the penguin’s jets are like FZZZZSPOOOOOOSH and he does this dive bomb VEEEEEEEEEEEKRUDDLEBLOOMS and the orca’s like SIDDOOOSPLAAA and he sinks into the ocean, and the penguin robot gets this great pose, like COME ON, only to all future enemies who might be watching, just COME ON, BRING IT because he knows he can beat ANY of them to save his penguin people.

So, yeah, that’s what I’m thinking for the new Bon Iver video! I haven’t heard it yet, but after Living On A Prayer it’s kinda right for his sound, don’t you think? Hey, is Sambora still involved? I have this great idea for a laser fight in time with his solo, you know, if he’s interested.

Wear this shirt: to the aquarium. Stir up a little controversy, maybe it’ll help attendance.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re mad we’re linking to this again. We just use any excuse we can, because we NEVER get tired of linking to it.

This shirt tells the world: “Get in my way again, bro, and I’m just gonna whale on you.”

We call this color: Silver Nemesis

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 722C - 4995C - 5483C - 7545C - 7546C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Killer Penguin by rglee129
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