2nd Place in Derby #293: Infographics Revisited, with 261 Votes!

The foot bone's connected to the... leg bone.
And the leg bone's connected to the... knee bone.
The knee bone's connected to the... upper leg bone.
The upper leg bone's connected to the... panda bone.

The panda bone's connected to the... tree bone (metaphorically speaking, as in the panda bone really relies on the tree bone, maybe a little too much, actually).
And the tree bone's connected to the... Gary bone.
The Gary bone's connected to the... Sharon bone (on Linkedin, but they barely know each other IRL).
And the Sharon bone's connected to the... stone bone.

The stone bone's connected to the... bone bone.
And the bone bone's connected to the... bone that we saw that one time that kind of looked like a snake and I was all, "Watch out, it's a snake!" and you were all like, "No, silly! That's just a dog bone!" And then we laughed and laughed, until the bone started laughing too, and that's when we decided that we needed to get the heck out of that mysterious, abandoned Victorian house as fast possible, but somehow ALL THE DOORS WERE LOCKED, and so we had no choice but to try and live through the night and collect the prize money that Ol' Mr. McGibbons promised in the morning.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: for ease of lyrics, the previous bone will be referred heretofore as the "haunted bone."]

The haunted bone's connected to the... laser bone.
And the laser bone's connected to the... troll bone (in the sense that a ray of infrared light can really be connected to anything).

The laser bone's connected to the... umm... jeez, I know this one... ummm... crap, just forget it.
Let's call the whole thing off!

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