Know your Dwarves

by Wirdou and Oakenspirit

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Halfway There

3rd place in Derby #333: Personality Types, with 177 votes!

You guys, usually we'd take this space to talk about the dwarves on the shirt and make some silly jokes, but there's something much more important here. This is derby #333. That means, we're halfway to derby #666… AND WE HAVE DONE NOTHING TO PREPARE FOR THE EVIL THAT DERBY WILL UNLEASH ON THE WORLD!

We need to slow down and think, you guys! We need to start building some defenses! That's why we're switching up the derbies a little bit. Instead of designing shirts, we're going to have you guys submit plans for laser turrets, blueprints for bunkers, incantations, that sort of thing. 

That sound cool? Great! If we work together, we'll be okay.

Hopefully.

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Features

Design Placement: centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL:  11.04” x 18.54”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  8.34” x 14”
K6-K4:  6.55” x 11”

Pantone Colors: White, 428C, 458C, 7508C, 160C, 439C, Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.660s
First Sucker:
allofthesnarks
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Know your Dwarves by Wirdou and Oakenspirit
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